All The Pretty Horses…

My Man BrokenYolk!
October 2, 2006, 5:04 pm
Filed under: Compadres

very proud to announce that my man Broken Yolk – newly resident in sunny Novia Scotia – has been declared too fucking hardcore to play at his nearest industrial night.

Perhaps he threatened to slay them with his musical potty

I’ve suggested he make it in some way interactive – he could wire it up to his kit in such a way that if somebody takes a really runny shit, it plays Nine Inch Nails or KMFDM, but if it’s a good hefty impressive turd, it hits them with Panacea or DJ Scud..


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Fun to Learn Potty by Fisher-Price

There’s a real flushing noise when you push down the lever. There’s toilet paper roller (even a song about it!) With plenty of songs to learn and encouraging phrases and sounds to discover, the Fun to Learn Potty does make potty training fun!

Because it looks familiar to a real toilet, this potty encourages the transition from a potty seat to the grown-up toilet. You can even use it on a regular toilet seat complete with fun sounds and tunes. Bowl removes easily for cleanup. Deflector shield included. Requires 3 “C” batteries (not included)

…… it also flashes a light from the bowl, and is absolutely useless for potty training, as it causes immediate dancing and jumping about, which can get messy.

Pretty much like any club then 🙂

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